👀 He flew across the border to see me… and forgot to mention he had a girlfriend.
Mexico was supposed to be tacos and sunsets, but instead I ended up living a novela: kisses, bachata, chaos, and regret (…sort of).
The full story’s waiting inside ⬇️

So I may or may not be planning to vanish into Mongolia in 2026 ✨. Picture it: the Trans-Mongolian train, yurts on the steppe, bonfires under the Milky Way, eagle hunters, goat milking, and me spiraling about life while chewing on dumplings 🥟. Wanna see the full chaotic plan?